Total Medals Earned: 985 (From 225 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,180 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/60 points)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 13/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 8/15 (50/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Submit your score.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (50/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 7/13 (125/330 points)
Score at least 5000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 5000 points in 60s mode
Create a chain of at least 8 hearts
Score at least 10000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 15000 points in 20 moves mode
Create a chain of at least 12 hearts
Create a chain of at least 14 hearts
Score at least 5000 points in Challenge mode
Score at least 15000 points in 60s mode
Score at least 15000 points in Challenge mode
Score at least 25000 points in 20 moves mode
Score at least 20 000 points in 60s mode
Score at least 30000 points in Challenge mode
Medals Earned: 4/25 (25/140 points)
Can't touch this.
Visit the codex for the first time.
Nephropidae
hhhmmmmm.
there all dead
World
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
???
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
maybe.
...
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...